Flapperdoodle

When a couple is taking one off to better themselves and discover their own lives before reuniting as one.

No,me and Elmo are not on a break. We’re on a flapperdoodle

by Minutemaidmango June 8, 2018

Burning Fapper

Someone who throws up all over themselves and uses the vomit as lube to get a burning sensation from the stomach acid while also masturbating.

Kieth, get off my couch, you burning fapper.

by Breast Thong November 9, 2012

Wiggle Flapper

The absolute correct answer to any argument.

Sam: No, Guy, Narwhals are real!
Guy: WIGGLE FLAPPER
Sam: Im going to shave off your mother's ass hair, roll it up into a blunt, and make you smoke it

by GUMBALL AND CUPCAKE April 27, 2013

Nut Flapper

The astronomical phenomenon that occurs when a male farts in a certain position that causes the gust of air from the anus to rush under his scrotum and create a flapping motion

Dude i just laid a nut flapper.

by Aliocac September 27, 2015

Turd Flapper

n: Someone who flaps their lips nonstop but nothing but shit comes out of their mouth. The "shit" could be gossip, half truths, misinformation, or lies. Very common in social clicks and the work place.
v: The act or art of Turd Flapping.

Dude, who is the biggest Turd Flapper lately? (In a whisper, Homelslice be like Jeff G.)
Agree Bro! Agree! SO much shit comes out of his mouth, I made him a toilet paper tie.

Yo Dawg, I think she considers Kegel exercises and Turd Flapping during meetings exercise. Homegirl needs a yoga mat.

by kungfumermaid September 23, 2016

Shower fapper

Someone who takes multiple, abnormally long showers every day to hide that he/she masturbates.

"Why is jack allways in the shower?
"Oh, he's just a shower fapper"

by dis_is_spoorder_man September 22, 2016

Hentai Fapper Supreme

A title given to one who has mastered the art of masturbating to hentai

Person #1: "I've trained my whole life and now I'm finally a 'Hentai Fapper Supreme'"
Person #2: "Cool"

by IJerkOffToAnime October 26, 2018