Moring Fuckon

What a dyslexic person calls a moron.

My English teacher is such a Moring Fuckon for flunking me!

by Quentin Tarentino June 7, 2020

FuckRinse

hottubbing after the act of sex...especially when the act of sex resulted in an excess of bodily fluids on the body.

After having massive sex all afternoon, Suzy and Sam hopped in the hot tub for a quick fuckrinse before hitting a happy hour at the neighborhood honky tonk.

by moonmenow December 8, 2010

Fuckion

A fuckion is a combination of 2 words fuck and bastion (from overwatch)
You would use this to describe a annoying person who gets the play of the game as bastion in overwatch.

Bastion gets play of the game

"Your such a fuckionget a life" screams a angry gamer.

by Happysac123 June 22, 2016

Metric Fuckton

A metric fuckton is a unit of measurement so extravagantly big it needed its own name. Origins start as the metric fuckton being 420grams(cubed) or 74088000 grams. Nowadays the term is used to just describe a large amount of something.

Guy 1: How much grass you got?
Guy 2: A metric fuckton; I’ll hook you up.

Teacher: What is a metric fuckton?
Student: 420cubed=74088000 Grams.
Teacher: Very good Jamal.

by xxxGuanGang300xxx October 18, 2017

metric fuckton

The exact amount of something it takes to choke a sperm whale. This is of course a poor measurement, as a sperm whale is enough to choke a sperm whale.

And then he gave me a metric fuckton of paperwork man!

by maccers247 November 18, 2010

fuckaroni

A conjunction between fuck + macaroni when you are cooking macaroni and cheese. If you fuck it up, it is then fuckaroni or fuckaroni and cheese.

"Damn it. I just got done making this fuckaroni and cheese and now I can't eat it!"

by Brandizzle74 April 21, 2006

Fuckton

An excessive, overwhelming, or overpowering amount of something. A fuckton is not a standard unit of measurement but rather an excessive amount of something for the situation at hand.

Dude, ten policemen busted our party and there was only fifteen of us there. The same amount of cops busted our last party and it had over five times more people. I don't know why they sent a fuckton over this time.

by therightword July 10, 2010