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Fuck me

1) sarcastic reply towards a frustrating situation

2) sexual demand for harder or deeper penetration.
1) Random dude: I should've stopped after the first cum so I wouldn't be stuck in this traffic jam. Fuck me.

2) Boyfriend:*quickly thrusts tip in and out* Me:"Stop being such a little bitch and just fuck me"
by RollABowl December 24, 2014
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fucken druggo

what skitz cunts say to adress another skitz cunt
sassy-“Lez ya fucken druggo whats gaiin onnn!”
lez-“fuck yuu sassy ya really fucked me up this time cunt”
sassy-“yur only gonna get liver pains for the next 5 years or so”
lez-“fuck yuuu sassy”
by Ellen ripley January 15, 2018
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Fuckdeep

Is a guy who gets rejected by girls on the spot
"Fuckdeep here is a gay kid who LOVES dicks"
by THEKATHEED January 18, 2021
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Stat Fucked

When, during a televised sporting event, the commentators give a statistic about something that hasn't happened that game, that year, or in multiple years. After they give the stat, the thing or scenario that hasn't happened will happen the very next play. It applies to all sports.
"He hasn't missed a field goal all year, and this kick will win the game". He then misses. He was stat fucked.

(Hasn't missed a free throw, hasn't walked a man with the bases loaded, hasn't allowed a power play goal, etc...)
by DNG1981 January 2, 2011
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puppet fucked

This is when the puppet configuration management software automatically reverts your manual changes on a server because you forgot to shut it off.
Teich forgot to stop puppet on the webserver before he made changes and 15 minutes later he got puppet fucked.
by j$.devops August 18, 2016
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Fuck me daddy

Destroy my pussy daddy! Yeah! Uh! Harder! Fuuuuucckk I’m gonna squirt! 😩 oh my god ! Harder harder harder 😩 uh yes I cummed.
Fuck me daddy or I’ll suck the soul out of your giant cock
by Katelynn03 December 2, 2019
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Fucked the Stripper

1. Any act that would cause a woman to call off her pending nuptials.
2. Any huge, egregious, mistake a person makes.
3. May also be used to define a general condition of a situation and seen as the acronym, "FTS".
1. Ryan really Fucked the Stripper when he went to Vegas before his wedding and hooked up with a stripper named Hammbone.
2. "Dude, you really Fucked the Stripper on that one."
3. "Man, this whole situation is FTS"
by TimN December 6, 2006
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