fruitakke

When you eat a piece of fruit and the juice squirts all over your face.

"I wanted to eat a peach for breakfast, but I didn't want fruitakke on my way to work"

by ingnuty August 26, 2013

frusband

a single woman's male friend who functions as her husband.

He came and shoveled my car out of the snow. He is such a good frusband.

by Myalogy January 28, 2015

Frustee

A reliable unit of measure for feelings of Frustration.
1000 Frustees = 30 second unskippable Youtube Ad

Alice: Babe? Have you found the condoms yet? I'm at 2000 Frustees here.
Greg: *Searching frantically* I'M OVER 9000!!

by HappyGoLuckyGoldFish February 4, 2016

frubtard

a word used for people making dumb ass, Frustrating jokes that no one laughs at.

its not an ip grabber frubtard

by smarttard July 11, 2022

Textual frustration

The feeling one gets when no new text or voicemail alerts arrive for an extended period of time.
textual satisfaction

It's like my phone is dead; I think I'm feeling some textual frustration.

I'm sorry, I'm just a little textually frustrated because I haven't been texted all day.

by JoseFrijoles May 15, 2010

mentally frustrated

When your brain won't shut the fuck up , just cause you want to sleep.

Can't sleep I'm mentally frustrated

by Andy2009 September 21, 2016

Frusto

A short term for the word "Frustrated"

"Theres no apple juice left!" "Aw Frusto!"

by mommalexii November 6, 2011