Flumpkin

The act of having intercourse while pooping

Jenny gave me a flumpkin at the party

by Death.Nader June 23, 2018

Flumpkin

A friend that cancels a scheduled appointment with you to eat instead

“Don’t be a flumpkin like last time and make sure you call me tonight!”

by Flumpker January 24, 2019

FLUMPKIN

Receiving a blow job while mowing the yard.

I was drinking tequila with this whoor and remembered I hadn't mowed the grass yet. So I hopped on my John Deer and she gave me a flumpkin.

by Nuts cifelli August 25, 2019

Flumpkin

When a male is taking a mad dump and a female walks in and starts having intercourse while the male is shitting

“Did you hear George had flumpkin last night?”

“Babe give me a flumpkin”

by Bhdog44 October 10, 2019

Fumpkin

Fump·kin
noun
1.
a large fake orange-yellow decoration that breaks when looking at it.
2.
the act of having your balls sucked on while taking a piss.

Shawn: Hey bro, did you get with Sousanne last night?
Blake: Yeah, but I had to pee, so I convinced her to give me a Fumpkin.

by Atomikpunx November 10, 2019

Trumpkins

Pieces of shit that follow Trump everywhere

Damn Trumpkins are stinking up the place.

by Fuzzybuzzzz February 21, 2020

Trumpkins

All the little Trump minions sucking his dick as he shits on America.

The Trumpkins are flooding the internet with lies and hate.

by Larry4 prez March 8, 2020