Friendship Incest Syndrome (FIS)

Friendship Incest Syndrome is an occurrence where you have a group of friends who have all dated and broken up with the same people, then you are eventually forced to be friends with an ex because they're still in your circle of friends - in fact they're probably dating one of your friends by now. It effects a small # of people, likely living in Southern California. It extends to Frenemies who have removed themselves from the circle whom you can never fully get away from.

I'm going to a concert tonight, oh jeez, Robin & Joe are going to be there...Friendship Incest Syndrome (FIS).

by Ms. Woods July 7, 2010

free sample friendship

n. a friendship that's slightly deeper than an aquaintance but not a true friendship. This could be someone you've just met, or an old friendship that has fallen apart.

If you see someone once a week for 20 minutes... you're in a free sample friendship.

by TheGrainmaker March 3, 2009

Friendship Island

The island which a male is stranded on once a girl has lost all sexual urges to let him slay her dragon , cut the chicken, make a tsunami in the punani.

Guy1 : Hows thats new girl going?
Guy2 : Yeah great, she said I am her best Male friend
Guy1 : Ha you're stuck on friendship island bro.

by Gtrain-93 March 3, 2011

Friendship Affair

(n) - When you secretly hang out with one friend, not wanting anyone else to hang out.

Lily: Let's hang out tuesday!
Keara: Totally, but don't invite anyone else!
Lily: I wont, it's like we're having a friendship affair.

by twinlover94 April 24, 2012

Drive-by Friendship

The act of suddenly and quickly encountering an old acquaintance or friend (you may or may not remember), who you have not spoken to in a long time. However, the person greets you and speaks to you as if you have been close friends the entire time before leaving in a hurry.

Person on the street: "Hey man! How's it going? How are your classes? Are you still seeing that girl? We should hang out more. Give me a text or call me. Seriously, let's hang out later! Bye!"

You: "What the...who was that? Sheesh, I hate drive-by friendship!"

by T-squared00 May 9, 2011

Friendipetter

A friend that all they do when they come over is pet your dog.

Should I invite Jacob to the party?

Nah, he's a friendipetter. All he'll do is hang with your dog.

by jutlan January 13, 2021

Friendship

A promise to help someone no matter the circumstances, subsequently proven by actions.

Friendship is not a measure of time spent with someone, but a promise to help someone no matter the circumstances, subsequently proven by actions.

by Geotastic December 3, 2013