Friend 

Someone who will help you move.

A friend will help you move, but only a really good friend will help you move a body (not original).

Friend by undiesinabunch August 22, 2009

friend 

one who is on call to pretend they were out for drinks anyway

"Hey friend. I've got my crush with me. so pretend we were doing something anyway tonight so I can invite him."

friend by tweiss May 4, 2009

Friend 

Someone who knowingly lets your peer through their window while they stick a dildo up their ass and doesn't call the cops.

If it was a stranger I would call the cops but because he's my friend, I will let him watch.

Friend by godlike71717 November 6, 2009

Friend 

Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

Friend by hughlololol April 18, 2011

Friend 

Someone from whom you can steal clothing and tampons. Their main purpose is to expand your closet and supplement your tampon supply.

Emily is my best friend. She's the reason that I seem to own twice as much clothing as I actually do.

Friend by you_know_who_shmemers January 25, 2012

Friend 

Friend is a popular term for spring loaded camming devices. Friends are used for fall protection while climbing a rock face. They are used as anchor points in cracks and crevices as appropriate and attached to the climbers rope . The term is derived from the Wild Country SLCD of the same name.

You have more friends hanging on your rack than you have riends on Facebook

Friend by Roshamboob December 13, 2012

Friend 

(Noun)

A good friend is a person who knows your best stories, your best friend has lived them with you. A friend is a person who you are attached to. They will always be there for you, no matter the situation. A friend will help you, even when they dont know how to help. Beware of fake friends, they will destroy you, see enemies. A friend is pretty much someone you can't live without.

Thanks Derek, for being the truly awesomely friend of all.

Mom: We have to go to South Carolina for Christmas, it's the only time we can be together as a whole family

Me: Of course we can't do it without my friend!

Friend by YouAreReadingThisLongName December 25, 2013