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Fornicationship

When you're not claiming youre in a relationship but you have sex and have relationship expectations.
Craig and Stephanie "aren't together" but she sure acts like they are......they are in a fornicationship
by Pocahontas2022 October 8, 2022
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Fornication Friday

A sexual act shared between an elderly husband and wife (out of obligation rather than enjoyment) and limited to a strict schedule of once a week (usually on a Friday evening after the abc news).
Blythe: Sorry Gayle, I cannot attend bingo with you tonight, it’s “”fornication Friday”” and Colin will be expecting his once weekly shag
by Blythe Rogers-Thatcher November 20, 2023
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Midnight Fornication

Also known as MF. Midnight Fornification is'nt when you have sex at midnight (although it can be done). MF is when your partner (husband,wife, whatever) falls asleep before you do and your feeling really horny so you try having sex w/ them in their sleep or you just wake them up out of a good nights rest because something needs to be rubbed. Something you should ask someone before marrying them. Some people think its weird and disguesting others find it great! :)

how do you feel about this, has it ever happened to you before?

Although I do not think its possible for girls to do this unless they like being fingered.. or there husband has a big nose or something...
Guy 1: "So is Jane into midnight fornication?"

Guy 2: "No and this is why I would never marry her"

Guy 1: "Smart Choice"

Guy 2: "I know right"
by Johnathan Bass October 9, 2008
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twitter fornication

Twitter fornication is when Tweeps star each other’s Tweets simultaneously.
Twitter Fornication is when a Tweep stars your Tweet so you star fuck them right back, the starring evolves into a star-fucking that leads to Twitter orgasm.
by Tomaso420 January 11, 2014
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Cohabitant Fornicationship

A relationship held together only by the emotional bond of out-of-wedlock intercourse and proximity which the couple often mistakes for love.
He is clearly getting abused, but he has already gone so far with this cohabitant fornicationship that if he stops now, it will have all been for nothing.
She makes him feel guilt over the cohabitant fornicationship, repeating that she has given all of her to him over and over and what a horrible predator would he be if he still refuses to say the words, "I love you."
She wants to prove her brother wrong, that what she is going through is love and not a cohabitant fornicationship, but it will be decades before he is persuaded.
by Ferdinand III of Castile August 13, 2024
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forknication

when you put you penis into food
1.ohh my god steak ur sooo nasty

thats the kinda stuff u say during forknication
by Ormarus December 8, 2011
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fortubation

When you masterbate in your favourite sheet/blanket fort.
Dude, last nights fortubation was exhausting. I'm tots tired.
by MaleDominanceFTW December 28, 2013
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