fosters

Australian for piss

He who drinks Australian, thinks Australian

by David Watts August 1, 2003

Fortress

The second album released by Canadian band Protest the Hero. This album is the epitome of musical genius. In contrast to early works, Fortress is a political album that's not about politics. Literally, the lyrics are about goddes worship while each song is a metaphor for a concept that the band is trying to convey. The band has improved greatly in terms of the instrumentals, while the lyrics are great as always, written by bassis Arif. Rody's vocal range has extended to singing, screaming, growling and everything in between. Both Tim and Luke on guitars are nothing short of gods. And the drums are kickass too. Overall, an absolutely amazing album.

John: Have you heard Fortress?
Jim: Yes! It's a f***** aural orgasm!

by Bloodmeat7 February 18, 2009

Fortress Forever

A free Half-Life 2 mod created to be a source version of TFC. Has a player base of about 8 people, most of which are typical 100lb virgin nerds that play obscure HL2 mods like its a profession and/or sociopaths.

There are only 1-2 active servers at any given time. One of these servers is an OvD pickup. 95% of the time this server is full of lonely virgins and dev's who masturbate to each others KDR's. They also spend way too much time in an IRC channel that eerily resembles that of an AOL homosexual dating chat for middle-aged men.

This game is fun if you know what you are doing, but don't actually expect to play this game because:

1. You are already banned from the only active server(Old Timers).

2. If you do find an active server, the three players in it will be playing some obscure conc map, so they can suck each others e-peens(you can't conc anyway).

3. If for any reason statements 1 and 2 do not apply, and you find yourself actually playing Fortress Forever, you will be pwned off of the game by the: "pro's", racists, sociopaths, lack of updates, and/or Scuzzy.

"Last night I played Fortress Forever for the first time in my life, I played as a pyro. This player named Angry Bob started calling me faggot non-stop on his mic. I cried and rage quit for good."

-Typical FF n00b

"Dude, did you see that conc that was awesome I am TOO GOOD."

-Typical FF pro(virgin)

"I was banned from OT for saying hell."

-Typical FF player

by wildturkley May 10, 2011

Team Fortress 2

A first-person shooter made by the gaming company Valve. It is available on PC, PS3, and Xbox 360. While it used to cost money it is now free to the public.

I have over 50 hats in Team Fortress 2 :D

by Texasboy9753 January 5, 2013

Cock Fortress

The opposite of a cock block a cock fortress is someone that helps you avoid someone you don't want on your cock

BH totally tried to hit on you after class luckily Kirsten cock fortressed it hard core

by Schnur December 15, 2008

tough farters

individuals who, for whatever reason, frequently pass gas, and whether or not they find it amusing, are inclined to resort to physical violence or threats of violence to quell complaints and criticism

Guy 1: Dude, how'd you get that black eye?

Guy 2: Gary clocked me in the eye after I complained about his smelly fart during the meeting.

Guy 1: He's one of those tough farters, huh?

by Saint NoWhere May 14, 2010

fortressuk

IRC channel #fortress.uk (usually abbr caps: "FUK")

A bastion of Britishness in the face of the joint assault of AOL lamers and "cheating euro cunt0rs".

(Full of work shy layabouts.)

Get FUKed.
FUK YOU!
FUK head.

by #fortress.uk April 22, 2003