3 footer

a bong that's three feet tall.

damn i got so blowed off
this 3 footer last night.

by tinyy. October 24, 2008

fooderbate

To fantasize about good food while eating crappy food. Similar to masturbating in that you are fantasizing.

"Did you see that Dominos Pizza commercial? Ooooooh I want Pizza now. Too bad I am broke. I guess I will eat toast and fooderbate about Pizza."

by Canucklehead April 20, 2006

footering

someone who fucks around with your things. Lookin in places they aint meant to be lookin. Using stuff they aint meant to be using. Touching stuff they aint meant to be touching. Sometimes stealthily.

Don't go footering around with none o that shit that don't be concerning ya.

by Loveheart March 28, 2005

pussy footer

some one who is afraid of girls, or having sex.

dude you could of got her why did you have to be sucha pussy footer

by bobby heising January 17, 2008

foolery

the act of being a fool

morgan is always commiting foolery.

by jamisonfool1 April 5, 2009

Twenty-footer

A girl that only looks good from twenty feet or more.

I thought she was hot until I got up close and saw the wart on her nose. She was a twenty-footer.

by Tim_D September 24, 2005

Tim Foolery

Tom foolery's older brother and the one he learned everything from. Tim foolery is also the best prankster ever and the funniest guy you will ever know.

He's such a Tim Foolery, I hear he's gonna ride his rocket skates around a loop-de-loop and over a shark and onto a boat that will fly to atlantis where he will meet the real President Obama who has been kidnapped and held by the atlantians since the first day he was elected. Yeah. Quite the Tim Foolery.

by Tim Foolery November 14, 2011