Fontanese

The ancient language of the Fontanoza people. Once used back in 100B.C. Passed down from generation to generation, the Fontanese language lives on. Many scholars have tried to break the Fontanese code, but to no avail. Only those who have been taught this language have knowledge of its meaning and origin.

I wish I could speak Fontanese.

by Fonzi, Wake February 8, 2010

fantafuckingtabulous

Adjective: to describe in a somewhat sarcastic manner an event/object/person that/who is supposed to be fantastic and fabulous but has failed to meet your expectations

Suzie: so, Carla, how was the show last night??
Carla: it was fantafuckingtabulous... the lead singer couldn't sing and the drummer wasn't even remotely attractive. i'm so disappointed..

by Lil Miss Katie June 9, 2008

Fantail Liberty

The act of fooling yourself into thinking you've had a great time at port whithout actually leaving the ship.

Step 1 : At at the fantail of the ship, toss $100.00 overboard.

Step 2 : Drag your dick across non-skid deck.

Step 3 : Bang your head against bulkhead until you pass out.

Step 4 : Wake up out of $100.00, sore dick, terrible headache, and you'll think you had a blast on liberty!

-Fantail Liberty

by BlackCancer October 23, 2009

fantabulastigasmic

Fantabulastigasmic is a word that is a combination of the words Fantastic , Fabulous , ( Fantabulous ) and orgasmic . If something is fantabulastigasmic, it is overwhelmingly amazing or stupendous . It is hardly fathomable that there is a word more positive than fantabulastigasmic.

Billy: "Wow, John you look so good! I cant even think of a word to describe it"
John: "I believe the word you are thinking of is... FANTABULASTIGASMIC."
Billy: "Woah, you're right! Go John, strut your stuff and be as fantabulastigasmic as you can!

by workitGIRL August 22, 2011

Fanta-snatch

A woman and/or her vagina with hair like red Fanta softdrink. Same as firecrotch.

"Have you ever been to Ireland, dude? It's full of Fanta-snatch!"

by Zombie Assassin November 21, 2014

santa fanta

Santa who likes Fanta or Fantastic Santa

"1: Have you seen Santa Fanta?
2: what you mean?
1: Its a santa who likes fanta...
2: You mean the soda?
1: yeah"

by dev4psn January 8, 2014

Fontaine

The world's sexiest man. Can do lots of hot voice impressions and accents.

" have you heard of that Fontaine guy? "
" yeah, didn't he die? "

by leaanastasia October 14, 2018