Flattypancakes

Female ass as flat as a pancake

Minnie walks around town and as she walks a bunch of guys look iat her from behind and references how she has no booty. Just an ass that is as flat as a pancake. Minnie is known as FlattyPancakes

by Cheekymonkey27 July 22, 2016

Flattumed

Being coerced into staying out later than planned by another friend and drinking more than intended.

I was out for a quick Happy hour and I got Flattumed!

by Knblum August 18, 2019

Flatterus

„An excessive amount of gas release shortly after sex due to the relaxation of the intestines.“

In-Short: „Fart after sex because of relaxation“

„What a big flatterus“

by E.Sarpkaya December 23, 2022

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 7, 2009

harrison flett

A brand of extra large anal beads, used in sexual torture and punishment.

Bro, I yanked those harrison fletts out of her ass with enough force to start a lawnmower.

by davidnelson1234 March 8, 2016

big fat flatty

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.

I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.

by smedley pond June 14, 2010