Faushed

Adjective: How one feels after taking a massive shit.

The feeling is described as tired, achy, and sweaty, but relieved at the same time.

I am never going to eat Mexican again, I am faushed after that last trip to the bathroom.

by Red Ed2 April 28, 2009

passport flusher

an illegal immigrant that claims refugee status before clearing customs on entering a county.

Someone arrives into Sydney Airport from the Phillipines with passport in hand, then before reaching the customs officers runs to the bathroom and flushes the passport down the toilet (i.e. passport flusher). When they go to clear customs they claim refugee status.

by horselips October 16, 2008

13-Flusher

A poo that is so hefty and enormous that instead of taking just one flush to go down, it takes thirteen. Often beige in colour and may resemble a corn-on-the-cob in size and shape. Generally caused by being vegetarian.

Rob: Calum, why is there a corn-on-the-cob down our toilet?

Calum: That's not a corn-on-the-cob, it's a 13-flusher I just produced. Let me go and find something to break it apart with so it doesn't clog our toilet.

by Jizzletits December 10, 2010

Flished

The feeling of being pissed off and exhausted because you had to cancel something.

I'm so flished because I had to cancel my flight. Now I have to stay home.

Pat worked extra hours to finish a project. He's so flished that he couldn't see his girl instead.

by Alexander Williams November 22, 2005

flusher

A concoction that's supposed to remove drugs from the body to allow a user of illegal drugs to pass a drug test. Usually some kind of herbal pill of who knows what, that may or may not actually do anything. But hey, when you've been using and are hit with that unexpected drug test, you'll take anything to save your butt.

John was smokin' some hash over the weekend, but by taking a flusher he was able to pass a piss test for the tournament on Tuesday.

by hebbie June 15, 2009

Ass-Gusher Frequent-Flusher

When someone is known to take massive shits and clog toilets. They have to flush each individual turd as it comes out to keep the toilet from clogging.

"Brian is an ass-gusher frequent-flusher"

by S.E.Mc-D February 17, 2009

Flished

The act of having cigarette ash flicked into your eye by a total stranger who is talking animatedly with a cigarette in their hand.
Often accompanied by pain, swelling, redness and an outburst of expletives directed at the 'flisher'.
Can be used with all types of smoking implement, including cigars, pipes and illegal substances.

No, it's not a black eye. I was flished at a party last night.

by Squik February 4, 2010