Mr. Floppers

A ghost penis believed to belong to a man who was castrated by his wife at the end of the 19th Century for cheating on her. The residence refered to as the "Sunderwind House" is located in Okonogan, Wisconsin. The ghost dick has been sighted on and off since 1926 (some sources say 1919), and is usually detected by a strange slapping sound and some other odd vocalizations. This is believed to be its way of locomotion.

The "Sunderwind House" was featured on the Discovery Channel original series "A Haunting" back in 2005. This episode was only shown once, and quickly pulled to due its phallic references. Mr. Floppers was portrayed as an overripe blurred out banana resting on Victorian stairs.

In late 2005 the Sunderwind House was to be torn down, but was saved by the mayor designating it as a historical building. Protesters picketed the razing of the structure with signs that read "Never Stop The Flop"
My favorite ghost story of all time has to be the one about Mr. Floppers, the phantasm dick.
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Popper Flopper

when you use a Funko POP™ for anal pleasure (shove it up your ass)
Check out my display of popper floppers!
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squash flopper

One who shits down his pants leg while walkin' downtown.
Here comes Mr. Squash Flopper again!
by Bitch Whistle February 04, 2011
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Peanut Flopper

When some sharts themselves, and it comes out their pant leg, falling to the floor.
Paul-"That dude laughed so hard he shit himself!" Matt- "Yeah, he is a total peanut flopper."
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Stick it to the flopper

Super glueing your girl/boy friend's dildo's to various body parts of a friend who is sleeping.
Hey Nelson is asleep lets stick it to the flopper

Okay I'll get the dildos and super glue :D
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phallus flopper

Person known to flop copious amounts of phallus on unsuspecting foreheads
I am known as a phallus flopper because I flopped copious amounts of phallus on sylvie's forehead
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Dinky Flopper

One who flops dinkies. A person who has genitals and collides their genitalia with another genitalia and enjoys it. To be a dinky flopper, you are not categorized as being a faggot, just a dinky flopper. The perfect insult when in an altercation or verbal argument with another person.
Person 1- Your a fucking idiot
Person 2- Well you're a dinky flopper
1- Well you....... you... your just a mean person, that hurt
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