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floater

In hockey, a floater is a player who won't go into the corners to fight for the puck. Instead, he'll just circle around in the slot waiting for his hard-working teammates to set him up, where he'll inevitably score and take all the glory.

The opposite of a floater is a grinder.

This term was popularized by Don Cherry on his Coaches Corner segment on Hockey Night In Canada.
"That Gelinas, he's no floater. Look at him battle in the corner for the puck."

"The Sens never win any puck battles because they have too many floaters."
by Mike Verkerk April 26, 2004
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Floater

Beer at a bar or party that has tragically lost it's owner. A more politically correct wounded soldier.
Jeff: Did you leave that floater on the bar?
Pete: You know I'd never do that.
Jeff: Poor guy's gonna get tossed in the pork soda bucket now.
TP: I can't watch this, I'm going sky dumping
by The Cooker March 13, 2008
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Floater

A dead guy that is in the river or other body of water (floating of course) that is fun to poke with a stick
look at that floater lets poke him!
by gps93 November 24, 2009
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eye-floater

Those things that you see occasionally, and are like lines of nothing, created on the eye's photoshop.
Person 1: Hey man wha-
Person 2: Hey, whats wrong?
Person 1: Holy fuck! Theres a bomb in my eye!
Person 2: Silly man, thats just an eye-floater!
by bostonriot June 11, 2009
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Floatie

An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.
Damn i woke up with a floatie this morning.
I had a floatie in my pants.
by Cassandra C December 28, 2005
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floateee

a person that does the following

- only wears expensive brands and jewellery to TRY to impress
- brags about his/her "swag"
- always yells in a deep gangster voice
-generally a poser try hard
guy 1: yo bro look at my gucci and mah ed hardy got mah SWAGGER ON FULL ATTACK BRO!!

guy 2: holy! this guy is FLOATEEE haha !
by freshness/doom2036 November 8, 2011
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floated a steamer

When a dog takes a dump in the yard and it is cold.
Hey bro, my 150 lb Mastiff just floated a steamer on your front lawn. Be warned.
by techfrog January 16, 2011
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