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Man Behind The Slaughter

'it's been so long~ since last i've seen my son lost to this monster~ to the man behind the slaughter~
by PhantomDeku April 15, 2021
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Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you
Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!
by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011
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Broke the laughter

When a person makes a stupid or bad joke whilst everyone is having fun and laughing together, usually resulting in people going like "wtf".
Guy 1: So then she did it!
Guy 2: HAHAHA, what a bitch!
Guy 3: LOLOL
Guy 4: LMAO
Guy 5: AHAHAHAHHAHA
Guy 3: xDDDD!!!
Guy 1: HAHA!
Guy 3: ROFL THAT WAS GOOD.
Guy 4: LOOOOL
Guy 6: Just like ur mom! lololol
Guy 1: ...
Guy 5: ?
Guy 3: huh
Guy 2: wat.
Guy 4: .....?
Guy 3: ok then...
Guy 4: :|
Guy 2: the fuck.
Guy 2: Lame.
Guy 1: Dude...you just broke the laughter...
by Eric DeRienzo December 18, 2008
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c-ville slaughter

this expert level sexual maneuver is performed while in the standing 69 position (see skelton pecker for more info). following the point where you explode a wad of man juice into your partner's mouth, thus ripping her face asunder from the force of your ejaculate, you proceed to drop to your knees, busting her head on the ground, thus delivering a DEVASTATING tombstone piledriver...the likes of which professional wrestling has never seen.
dood: so i was bangin the lady last night...and i totally went for the c-ville slaughter!

bro: the undertaker would be proud O_O!!
by spicyfetus March 7, 2008
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Laughterbating

The act of making ones self laugh.
He was just sitting on the couch at the party, silly grin on his face and not saying a word. We all knew he was laughterbating.
by Mark Glascock January 11, 2009
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Laughter Puddle

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.
I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.
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