Flatulatio

The art of sucking a fart out of the anus of a partner/victim.
Derived from the latin words 'felatio' and 'flatulation'.

Price: Come here Tashie, I want a bit of flatulatio and I like the feel of your hairy back and tash on me Johnny Bravo.
Tashie: Yes Mr.President. Right away.
Yours Sincerly,
C. Price

by N. Bradley January 9, 2008

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

flatulatology

the study of farts

My dad has an honorary degree in flatulatology.

by yy4u September 5, 2009

intracranial flatulation

The politically correct version of the more coarse "brain-fart" - suitable for use in business settings, testifying before Senate subcommittees, public speaking engagements or other instances where "brain-fart" might prove to be offensive to sensitive parties.

"I apologize, Senator, my recollection as to how the three billion dollars was misappropriated escapes me at the moment - I'm sure it must be here somewhere - I'm clearly suffering from intracranial flatulation."

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

Flatulabia

A feminine fart that causes air to flow through ones labia, and a flapping sensation occurs.

I just farted in my pantyhose and had a serious case of flatulabia.

by lesjoyfart April 26, 2010

FLATULOGENIC

Adjective describing causes of flatulence

Beer and chili are flatulogenic.

by Smintheus March 7, 2011

Fabulate

To make fabulous, usually by removing unwanted body hair.

They are such a close couple-they fabulate together.

Her beauty regimen requires both exfoliating and fabulating every day.

I just don't feel like a human until I've fabulated.

by calvaggio May 1, 2011