guy1: if that douche wants to be difficult he can go fuck himself in the ass
Guy2 : woa guy relax with that salty language there's lady's present
Guy2 : woa guy relax with that salty language there's lady's present
by doctor lollypop March 5, 2011
Get the Salty Language mug.Complete fucking nonsense, as the name suggests, this is a language spoken by nearly all chavs, regardless of gender or race. Depending on the area, chavs generally talk an assortment of dialects made up from cockney rhyming slang and its derivatives, latino phrases (people who use them usually think they are actually latino) and made up words. This is essentially a less sophisticated version of nadsat, that can be heard in a clockwork orange.
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Chav: Oi blud! you got a spare grout init?
Translation: Excuse me sir, do you have a cigarette to spare?
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Chav: Narr bruv, don't make me blaps you up init
Normal person: Speak English, not rediculous chav language, fucker.
Chav: Oi blud! you got a spare grout init?
Translation: Excuse me sir, do you have a cigarette to spare?
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Chav: Narr bruv, don't make me blaps you up init
Normal person: Speak English, not rediculous chav language, fucker.
by barbah March 5, 2009
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When two guys are completely inseparable and are so deeply in love with one another, in a non-homosexual way, that they develop a system of communicating with one another that only they understand.
phil: you be jonsing on them skoos?
broseph: tryna, c'est la vie.
phil: dip set, crazy!
tiny tim: i have no idea what you guys are saying, stop speaking your bromance language.
broseph: tryna, c'est la vie.
phil: dip set, crazy!
tiny tim: i have no idea what you guys are saying, stop speaking your bromance language.
by kimjongiltheitalianstallion December 28, 2009
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by I am the one who knocks November 2, 2013
Get the programming language mug.To violently rub your hand into somebody's hair whilst shouting "FLAAAANNNAAAGGGE" causing their hair to become very out of place or 'flanned'. Originated in the North East of England.
"I flanned that girl's hair and it felt good!"
"I'm having such a bad hair day, I feel like I've been flanaged by ten people!"
"Let's flannage her"
"I'm having such a bad hair day, I feel like I've been flanaged by ten people!"
"Let's flannage her"
by Sara Dixy March 20, 2008
Get the Flannage mug.(n)-The type of language used on license plates in which some words may be shortened in order to fit to correctly display the message the owner of the car may be trying to get across.
''WHTSUP''
''FRDAY13''
-Hey, what does that say?
''ILVYOU2''
-What?
''It says I love you two. It's license plate language.''
-Oh
''FRDAY13''
-Hey, what does that say?
''ILVYOU2''
-What?
''It says I love you two. It's license plate language.''
-Oh
by bamaboy2251 June 27, 2009
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