pickle flinger

Crazy, twerking, drunk person who throws pickles at innocent women.

The pickle flinger known as the infamous Emily, hard a work, attacking Marie with her jars of pickles .

by Emilyz February 9, 2015

The Flanders Effect

When people hate you because you are truly a better person then they are. People hate you for being kind, more attractive, smarter or any similar virtuous quality.

“Stupid Flanders is half my weight and twice my age!” — Homer Simpson

Ex: “Attorney Brandt S. is such a horrible person and, was experiencing The Flanders Effect so badly, that he couldn’t even bring himself to speak to his kind, beautiful, intelligent client named Meg B.”

by The5thNov September 5, 2020

Door flanker

When you rub your penis up against the back of a door until you bust uncontrollably

Billy: I did a door flanker last night tommy

Tommy: that sounds nice ya door perv

by Devin Roland June 2, 2021

flanker

From the world of commercial perfumery: When a particular fragrance, masculine or feminine, has been a huge success, its makers will often try to capitalize on its success by creating "spinoff" fragrances. These "spinoffs", called flankers, might be similar to the original olfactorily, but with a different spin or variation put on it. "Light" versions, "sport" versions, "veil" versions are common types of flanker.

Traditional SHALIMAR perfume seems heavy and musky to a whole new generation of Millennial women accustomed to fragrances which smell detergent, aquatic and ultra "clean". With this in mind, the company's house, GUERLAIN OF PARIS, has launched a new flanker: a much lighter version of the classic 1925 sexbomb, pruned of its muskier elements, called simply SHALIMAR LIGHT.

by david lincoln brooks August 16, 2008

frangers

Frangers, is a slang word for condoms from Australian lingo.

Davo: "I need some frangers for this weekend."

by aussiepps October 1, 2008

Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"

"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"

by spittin game July 19, 2009

Flange

Term used for describing non-deseribale vaginas.

Would you close your legs please, I can smell your rancid flange from here.

The sight that greeted me was not appealling - red, sore-looking spots surrounded her swollen flange.

by Stevie October 16, 2003