fitness trainer

A Person who listens to your dumb shit while trying to stop your ass from growing.

Becky's fitness trainer longs for the day that death will release him.

by Seedaverun November 7, 2015

Fitness

The core of healthiness

FITNESS MAKES YOU FIT

by VictoriaCrown1 March 10, 2018

fitness model

A Fitness Model is a type of social media influencer that routinely provides unsolicited health, fitness, and wellness advice while actually having very little knowledge of kinesiology, physiology, or having any relevant medical certification. The Fitness Model’s grandiose sense-of-self allows them feel as a subject matter expert in all things gym, diet, and selfies. Fitness Models will often moonlight as an Accountant.

I hear Garrett dropped the Fitness Model disguise and has now gone full Accountant.

by cjandy March 5, 2022

The Fitnessgram Fucking Test

The FitnessGram™ Fucking Test is a multistage fucking capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter fucking test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The fucking speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to fuck in a straight line, and fuck as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over.

Try Not to CUM. When doing the fitnessgram fucking test

by Ninja125 August 5, 2021

Fitness gap

The theory whereby the more space between a females thighs (at its highest point) will result in minimal chafing and thereby a less sloppy protrusion from her female parts. Typically measured in inches, this space can be used to approximate the neatness of her vaginal parts.

Her fitness gap is easily a 2.5...Thank g/d for yoga pants

by Westjoker101 April 3, 2013

Florida Fitness Roid Rage

A.G. at FF

I saw A.G. pumping iron yesterday, I told him he had jewboinz and he went on a Florida Fitness Roid Rage.

by darcy mcgee December 21, 2008

Fitness Couple

An extremely fit couple, whose relationship stems from working out and being at the gym.

Usually seen wearing Spandex, Athletic Shorts, Sports Bra ect...

"How did your date go last Saturday"

It was great, we went to the gym and worked on the elliptical!"

"Wow, you guys are such a Fitness Couple

by McTex August 3, 2008