Fingerbangitis

This is the result of over drinking and over fingering. After a long period of fingering the vagina, the fingers and wrist get sore and swollen. Should heal in 3-5 days.

Dude, I fingerbanged this chick so long last night I got fingerbangitis.

by I am Wolf June 23, 2014

got my finger on the trigger

This means you are getting ready to make a bold, dramatic move!

Oh, l got my finger on the trigger, l'm lightning on my guns

by I, Wreckerrr September 7, 2020

short-fingered vulgarian

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

Fander

An amazing group of people who all love Thomas Sanders.

I love Thomas! I’m so glad I’ve found so many friends who are also Fanders.

by pseudonym..... October 16, 2017

Reddit finger

A condition in which the sufferer is incapable of placing ones finger anywhere near the trigger of a firearm. Sufferers use terms like "booger hook" and "bang switch". Trigger discipline is the entirety of this person's knowledge of firearms and firearm safety.

"I've had sex, so it's impossible for me to have Reddit finger"

by J.McCarthy May 22, 2022

Finger Butt Fuck

When a guy is fucking a girl's pussy and he sticks his fingers in her butt at the same time.

Keirsten's toes curl and her body tingle's all over when Chad finger butt fucks her!

by SlopNChop August 18, 2016

getting your finger in the door

the opposite of foot in the door, getting your finger in the door means trying to get into a situation, position or organization, and failing greatly.

mentioning you were fired from every place you ever worked in, is getting your finger in the door

by e-shy April 28, 2010