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filtercrap

The act of taking a shit, or a dump, in the airfilter of someones car, so that whenever the owner turns on the air-conditioning, or especially the heating, the car will spew out the vile smell of shit in the airfilter.
person1: My girlfriend just dumped me... iu wish i could get back at her.

person2: awe, thats a shame, she had a really nice car. hey! i just had a great idea!

person1: is it an evil revenge scheme to get back at her?

person2: lets take a dump in her car's air filter! her car will smell like shit for EVER!

person1: yeah! great idea, we'll give her the best "filtercrap" ever!
by maxkosz December 3, 2009
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Facebook filter

Eliminating information that is inappropriate or uninteresting from your Facebook posts.
I wish she wouldn't use Facebook to bitch out her friend. Does she not know all 300 of her friends can read it? She should use her Facebook filter.
by peanutpepper May 27, 2009
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brita filter

when you squirt water into a girl's pussy using a straw then drink it back out with said straw
yo last night i brita filtered this bitch and that water was nasty.
by cheek June 19, 2007
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Filter Friend

A friend that tells everyone everything. You need to filter what you say to them, because they will undoubtedly tell everyone anything you say.
"so i heard you slept with dave.."
"WHAT? who told you that?"
"gina"
"that damn filter friend. i knew i shouldnt have told her!"
by sarakata September 14, 2007
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no filter

A term used to describe an unedited photo.
no edit/no filterimage is as it appears
by tiggrr December 22, 2013
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Dog Filter

When a girl has the dog filter on SnapChat she probably sucks off he entire football and soccer team or if so they are hugely acosiated with suckin dick
Friend: Bro I just got given heads by this girl she sucked off the hole soccer team

Me: she probably uses the dog filter from snapchat
by YourFriendlyNeighberhoodBlackG December 24, 2018
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filter your mind

Filtering someones mind, an action where the victim is owned, but in a stronger sense.

It can also be said in a "you're a noob" way. Kinda like this..
1. Dude, you really need to get your mind filtered.

2. Have you been filtered yet?

3. LOLZ I JUST FILTERED YOUR MIND!
by AIM: filter y0ur mind April 10, 2004
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