FIB

The FIB is the "fat in between (eye)brows"

my glasses accidentally pinched me in my fib.

by Sarah Spider August 31, 2019

Fib

Sacred group of holy people led by the almighty DAN.

Your a fib?

Yes.
You are so lucky u get to kiss Dan everyday!

by Oookkbb March 1, 2022

Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.

Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~

by nolandc September 15, 2019

Fib Hound

Pro Dog

A down right dirty lier. You can not believe a word he says. He'll lie just to benefit himself despite contingent damage. And a user he is. A professional dog that can sniff out difficulty and lie his way around it. This can also be a female. "That SOB is such a Fib Hound, I wouldn't trust him as far as I can throw him.

by Spasha April 30, 2022

FIB

Fat Indian Bitch

I got way too drunk at the party last night and ended up hooking up with that FIB #regret

by bigwood710 May 15, 2022

Fib

To tell a small lie

You look really nice (fib)

by Kedjej January 28, 2022

FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.

“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”

by duckmasterj May 10, 2021