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Fib me a lil

(n.) a brief command, often to a friend, to make only encouraging comments to them. Even if it means they have to "fib a little bit."

Can be conveyed silently with a sharp stare. It is the implied refrain of dictators and friends who just got haircuts.
Emperor Napoleon: Should we invade Russia? ~Fib me a lil.~
Napoleon's Chief Invasion Officer: Yes. ~During the winter.~
by nolandc September 15, 2019
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Lib Fib

When someone claims something as fact even though its an opinion.
John stated that red is the best color and thats a fact. He often liked to lib fib.
by DOT Regulator November 29, 2020
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Fibbing

Letting it crust in order to increase in length, girth, and width
“Yo, have you started fibbing. Your Johnson is looking much heftier!”
by Themanwhowaschoden December 26, 2024
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Gold Fibbing

a person who lies to the news media or file an lawsuits about being sexual harassed years later purely to extract money from another person of frame and wealth, in particular a woman who strives to gain monetary damages from a famous or wealthy man.
Gloria Gold Fibbing is crying her eyes out on television, claiming her boss Mr. Platinum has sexual harassed her 20 years ago by showing her his penis. Gloria is NOW suiting him for 20 Million Dollars.

Disclaimer: Sexual Harassment is extremely serious and this definition is not in any way to deminimize the true claims filed by true victims who has been harm by a person that operates under perversion means. However, this definition is strictly referencing to the group of people within our society that scheming like a demon to jump aboard the latest ride which is the Sexual Harassment Movement.
by True Define April 23, 2018
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FIB boat launch

When an Illinois resident, usually on a Wisconsin lake, is unable to properly launch their boat. Side effects including backing up the line for everyone else, ruining their boat, or crashing their truck into the water.
“Yo what’s up with that dude that just drove his truck into the water?”

“He’s from Illinois. Classic FIB boat launch.”
by duckmasterj May 10, 2021
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Fib

U can tell she told a fib.
by Ikwhatmsaying June 6, 2018
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FIB

by Daddiedd September 12, 2025
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