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Harlequin Fetus

Also known as the Harlequin type ichthyosis, the most severe form of congenital ichthyosis.

The Harlequin Fetus is a baby born with unusually hardened keratin layer in fetal skin. This creates diamond shape scales instead of skin. The eyes, ears, mouth, and other appendages are also horribly contracted and deformed.

The scales limet the poor child's movement, and cracks where the skin folds. This takes away the skins main fuction; protection. Bacteria get into the skin, causing infections.

The term harlequin comes from both the baby's facial expression and the diamond-shaped pattern of the scales, which are caused by severe hyperkeratosis. 17th century entertainers known as jesters, or harlequins, wore costumes with diamond patterns on them, as well as a particular style of face paint. The features of the harlequin fetus mimic this stylized makeup, and their faces are often pulled tight into grim parodies of a clown's smile.

Survival is normally only hours.
The Harlequin Fetus is a very sad being. It makes me sad to see internet assholes posting its pictures in hoping to get frightened reactions from people.

There are plenty of goatse, tubgirl, and lemon party pics on the internet.
by Jimmithy October 19, 2004
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Guy 1: My girl got pregnant! What do I do?
Guy 2: Tell her to yeetus that fetus!
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fetus fucker

A man who is turned on by pregnant women or one who has sexual intercourse with a woman during the last months of her pregnancy. Fetus fuckers are known to be the leading cause of dimples in children.
by Blenderhead71 July 20, 2008
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ficus

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).
Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."
by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021
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14 year old girl: You got me pregnant!
24 year old man: YEETUS YEETUS FETUS DELETUS
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yeetus that fetus

When a baby is annoying, you throw the baby.
Jasmine's baby is so annoying, so I decided to yeetus that fetus.
by Zeepo7 October 28, 2018
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Fetus Deletus

An alternative way of saying abortion while also sounding like a wizard,try yelling this phrase if you ever have the chance to perform a fetus deletus
Dr. : "Ok so we are going to remove the fetus,are you sure you want to do this?"
Karen: "I've taken so many other kids, i don't need any more"
Dr: "FETUS DELETUS"
Karen: *Dies during the abortion*
by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme October 9, 2019
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