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fear job

A sexual favor performed by a wife, girlfriend, and/or significant other before a trip. The favor is performed out of fear to help curtail any near-future promiscuity by the other partner as the wife, girlfriend and/or significant other is not in attendance.
My wife gave me a fear job before I left for India.
by iwantonlymyson April 28, 2017
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Fear the Deer

Saying created by Joe Zieja, voice actor of Claude from Fire Emblem: Three Houses. Since Claude is the house leader of the Golden Deer, Zieja says "Fear the Deer" in reference to his character's house.

May also reference the catchphrase of the sports team the Milwaukee Bucks.
Mark Whitten: "I chose the Black Eagles in Three Houses."
Joe Zieja: "You should fear the deer."
by ACOfishalFish21 January 14, 2021
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FearClassic

Why is he there
FearClassic has again

FearClassic on our backboard
by FearClassic February 23, 2021
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Mr Fearon

An Alfa male who has an unhealthy addiction to straight edges.
That tech teacher is such a Mr Fearon

Fearon a word to describe someone who likes straight objects.
by FEARONFUCKER19 January 15, 2019
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fearmonger

One who spreads the idealogy of fear through propoganda to fulfill a concealed agenda. Similar to a terrorist, but it fights with information and not direct violence. Politicians, media personas, and internet posters can all be fearmongers.
George W. Bush is accused for being a fearmonger for the use of scare tactics during the 2004 election.
by rkilgore35 April 15, 2005
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dick fear

A psychological mindset affecting the large majority, if not all, men, in which they develop insecurities about the size of their penises and therefore deem it necessary to kill all other males whom they have (un)reasonable suspicion to believe have larger penises.

An idea first proposed by George Carlin, it serves as a credible explanation for most fights, conflicts, and wars perpetrated by and involving men.

"That's what all that asshole jock bullshit is all about. That's what all that adolescent macho-male posturing strutting in bars and locker rooms is all about: it's called 'dick fear'. Men are terrified that their pricks are inadequate, and so they have to compete with one another to feel better about themselves, and since war is the ultimate competition, basically men are killing each other to improve their self-esteem."
"Ever since James joined the football team, he's hated Michael; just yesterday, he fought him in the cafeteria. I can only guess why: dick fear."
by iAmJimmyHoffa January 25, 2014
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Fear Boner

Sexual arousal brought on by the excitement and/or anticipation of something that would otherwise be terrifying to a normal person.
Watching the trailer for ‘IT 2’ gave me a raging Fear Boner.
by Dean Wilton May 10, 2019
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