Fathong

A fat lady's thong.

Yo, don't go in there! Dave's got a she-beast canklesaurus in his room. I found her fathong here in the common room.

by JJBlackbane May 24, 2010

Fatson

The most godforsaken, disgusting, oversized eyebrow, fikey wearing, useless, good for nothing, diaperfilled fuck.

"Dude, Fatson's britches smell like he had another accident!"

by bottom.eater February 14, 2015

Fagoon

A lagoon like body of water in which homosexuals commit sexual acts and/or acts of goonery.

Goon: "that sure was a hard day of gooning, I sure would like to simmer down In a Fagoon right now"

by skler berferd February 25, 2015

Faloon

1. used to describe a deformed person
2. a test tube baby
3. a baboon-like person
4. an idiot

"whoa that dude is hideous man!" - dude 1
"be easy on him, he's a faloon" - dude 2

by Thomas Ergo August 19, 2008

fanooner

Another term for a Vagina or Vag.

Shes got one stanky danky fanooner!

by Klondike May 6, 2007

fapoon

somthing in the middle between a fork and a spoon

i need a fapoon for my inventory

by fapoon November 12, 2018

Fatoom

Crazy bitch

Fatoom is a crazy bitch

by That one bitch you know November 2, 2020