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fitness fascist

Fitness fascists are ALWAYS yuppies. Therefore, they are snots who masquerade their elitism and vanity as "concern", especially when it comes to scrutinizing anyone with a BMI over 23 because they feel a smug, deep seated hatred for fat people because it's not glamorous or socially acceptable to be fat.

On the other hand, when an overweight person begins to lose weight, the fitness fascists get their tightie whities in a bunch because the dieter is losing weight quicker than them. It angers them to realize that their idealized and impractical methods of weight loss are faulty at best when actually applied to real life, so they chalk that person's success to "starvation" and resort to fear mongering instead.

They are constantly on a crusade to banish certain foods and are extremely proud of not drinking pop. They're always patting themselves on the back for choking down a carrot and how healthy they are, physically, but in actuality they are some of the most mentally unhealthy tools on the face of the planet, not only chronically acting as though they're on the rag or manifesting in severe symptoms of one personality disorder or the other, but also because they go in fucking shock over swallowing a french fry.

Antonym: A real joy to be around.
I'd rather count calories than eat a bunch of shit I hate and lose weight faster than to listen to one of those fitness fascists and eat food without flavor so that I can lose a pound a month...
by Cadaverine January 8, 2011
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neo-fascist

Neo-fascism replaces the centralized authority of a dictator with a government voted into power by means of fraudulent elections. Neo-fascism follows in the goosesteps of Mussolini but legislates economic controls to enable corporate domination of the world market. Suppression of the opposition through intimidation and censorship, and a policy of belligerent nationalism and racism are achieved through hegemonic control of popular entertainment and mass media. These persuade citizens that wars and the suppression of individual rights paradoxically corroborate the ideology of individualism.
Donald Rumsfeld is the poster child of neo-fascism.

Fox News is neo-fascism's Disney Channel.
by Peter K. Marx February 10, 2005
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FascistRump

FascistAss:
The politically correct, more acceptable, and refined term for the vulgar, common, "FascistAss."
The FascistRump in the oval office fawns over dictators and offends democratic leaders.
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Fascist

Well to simplify a fascist to someone who is intolerable of someone's opinions. It's also a word that liberals like to mindlessly throw without even knowing the meaning.
Stop calling me a fascist I'm actually pretty tolerable of other people's opinions
by Beccaslays May 28, 2018
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fascist

A totalitarian movement started and popularized by Benito Mussolini which, much like communism, stresses the state as the cure for societies problems.
What differentiates it from Communism is the focus on nationalism more than the workers.
Nazi Germany was inspired by fascist Italy, though there are some differences. Its Nationalism extends into racial superiority as a distinct tenant.
There is a misconception of Communism and Fascism being on different ends of the political spectrum, this is a myth created by the Soviets to brand enemies of the party (the fascists were competition).
Fascist and Communist states both supress the individual for the collective people, and in turn socialize health care, business (sometimes corporatism), and education.
Fascism is not inherently left or right wing but it shares its roots with modern liberal ideology, as well as in eastern spirituality (that's where Hitler got the swastika from) and marxism; not to mention a general disdain for all things Judeo-Christian (Il Duce, Hitler, Lenin, Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao all had an equal hate for Christianity).
That isn't to say that there isn't right wing fascism...its just harder to find. The most famous fascists, Hitler and Mussolini, were definitely on the left side of the spectrum.
These smoking bans are fascist.
by Joe Honsberger March 5, 2008
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Fascist

An extreme form of government that is controlled by a dictator. The dictator rules with an iron fist, often through terror, violence, and racism.
Adolf Hitler was a fascist dictator in germany in the years 1933-1945.

That guy`s such a friggen Fascist!
by Taylor B. April 9, 2006
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fascist

Either a republican or democrat, who ignores that during the second great american drug war we made our traffic court unconstitutional in order to target drunks on the highways, that was 36 years ago.Now we have a fascist government with an unconstitutional supreme court, committing Blitzkreig on poor citizens and poor countries, its too late to wake up and smell the coffee. Kiss your constitution good-by.
See George Bush 2 might be fascist,district or traffic court,and or the religiuos,legal, medical,educational bureaucracies with backs turned and mouths shut for 36 years. Fascism in government.
by Whitebuffalo August 22, 2006
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