An unorthadox haircut in the style of a traditional "mohawk" or a widened version of a mohawk. What sets this particular haircut apart from other mohawks is its "Fahrney" color, a reddish brown that is not sold in stores, i.e. Wal-mart due to scientists inability to reproduce the ungodly aweful color. Though it's precise origins are unknown, the Farnhawk is believed to have originated somewhere in Tuscarawas county, Ohio or thereabout. Heavy intoxication and a smorgus board of mind altering substances is believed to have played a role in the self mutilation that later was termed the Farnhawk, though it is still unclear as to what mutations led to the Fahrney color. Scientists have offered a gratuitus reward for information leading to a farnhawk as they are extremely rare.(only 1 known example ever recorded) Chinese scientist Ste Fan Wei stated: (translated) "We wish to isolate the Farnhawk, and find out what caused this unique phenomena so that we can ensure this autrocity never happens again, or at least develope a cure or 12 step plan for recovery."
What the heck is a Farnhawk?
by Steve Fahrney April 26, 2010
Get the Farnhawk mug.1. I farnish my belongings because they were handed down from my great grandparents.
2. The sugar farnished in the water.
2. The sugar farnished in the water.
by THE NISHER May 13, 2010
Get the Farnish mug.A piece of food that was in your stomach but now you have hacked it up, and it is now in your mouth.
Usually about the size of an eraser head on a pencil. Also is known to have an awful smell like toss or pooh.
Usually about the size of an eraser head on a pencil. Also is known to have an awful smell like toss or pooh.
by scobe-ite November 17, 2010
Get the Farnin mug.(n) A rediculous chant consisting of retarded inside jokes combined together. The Farnham Chant involves hand movements and rediculous comments. Most people will run away while hearing the farnham chant.
by ChaosChronicle January 6, 2004
Get the Farnham Chant mug.Australian, verb: to waste time; to spend time in unnecessary and/or unproductive activities; to muck around; to faff about.
Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.
Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.
The leadership team as usual just farnarkled about for the whole strategic retreat, all they produced were some hangovers and a few irrelevant flip charts covered with sticky notes.
All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?
"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."
All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?
"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."
by anonymous September 15, 2020
Get the farnarkle mug.A typical Persian guy with a gigantic penis. A great looking muscular guy that everyone loves. He’s an intelligent, funny, strong guy who is good at sports, games and in school.
He is also very social and loyal.
He is also very social and loyal.
by Bazinga guy October 20, 2020
Get the farnam mug.by gizmoslick March 28, 2015
Get the farnicle mug.