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Farnhawk

An unorthadox haircut in the style of a traditional "mohawk" or a widened version of a mohawk. What sets this particular haircut apart from other mohawks is its "Fahrney" color, a reddish brown that is not sold in stores, i.e. Wal-mart due to scientists inability to reproduce the ungodly aweful color. Though it's precise origins are unknown, the Farnhawk is believed to have originated somewhere in Tuscarawas county, Ohio or thereabout. Heavy intoxication and a smorgus board of mind altering substances is believed to have played a role in the self mutilation that later was termed the Farnhawk, though it is still unclear as to what mutations led to the Fahrney color. Scientists have offered a gratuitus reward for information leading to a farnhawk as they are extremely rare.(only 1 known example ever recorded) Chinese scientist Ste Fan Wei stated: (translated) "We wish to isolate the Farnhawk, and find out what caused this unique phenomena so that we can ensure this autrocity never happens again, or at least develope a cure or 12 step plan for recovery."
What the heck is a Farnhawk?
by Steve Fahrney April 26, 2010
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Farnish

1. I farnish my belongings because they were handed down from my great grandparents.

2. The sugar farnished in the water.
by THE NISHER May 13, 2010
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Farnin

A piece of food that was in your stomach but now you have hacked it up, and it is now in your mouth.

Usually about the size of an eraser head on a pencil. Also is known to have an awful smell like toss or pooh.
Hey Joey, did you just hack up some farnin?
by scobe-ite November 17, 2010
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Farnham Chant

(n) A rediculous chant consisting of retarded inside jokes combined together. The Farnham Chant involves hand movements and rediculous comments. Most people will run away while hearing the farnham chant.
"The Farnham Chant was beginning to implode my brains," said McBobus
by ChaosChronicle January 6, 2004
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farnarkle

Australian, verb: to waste time; to spend time in unnecessary and/or unproductive activities; to muck around; to faff about.

Derived from the late great comedian John Clarke's commentary on the obscure but magnificent (and totally nonexistent) sport of farnarkeling.
The leadership team as usual just farnarkled about for the whole strategic retreat, all they produced were some hangovers and a few irrelevant flip charts covered with sticky notes.

All you ever do is farnarkle. Will you just bloody well finish the dishes?

"In essence, Farnarkeling is engaged in by two teams whose purpose is to arkle, and to prevent the other team from arkeling, using a flukem to propel a gonad through sets of posts situated at random around the periphery of a grommet."
by anonymous September 15, 2020
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farnam

A typical Persian guy with a gigantic penis. A great looking muscular guy that everyone loves. He’s an intelligent, funny, strong guy who is good at sports, games and in school.

He is also very social and loyal.
Girl1:Omg do u think I’ll ever date Farnam?

Girl2:Backoff he’s mine!
by Bazinga guy October 20, 2020
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farnicle

Resulting from wet fart(s). A crusty formation around the anus..consisting of dried feces.
I blew a couple beer fart earlier and now I have farnicles.
by gizmoslick March 28, 2015
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