fartle

To be so suprised you fart

Startled by her enormous clatterage? I was so taken back I was fartled, and dropped on right there and then,

by Silentbob October 14, 2003

farble narble

This is just something I came up with and if you found this somehow good job!

Bleh farble narble

by Chaos Creator May 19, 2017

Farden

Beautiful, has 7 inches, strong but might be a weeb. Usually a nice person and doesnt care about others feelings, unless they are friends.

He's is so attractive.
Obviously, he's Farden

by 완패 October 19, 2019

dirty farley

a dirty Farley is when he’s shoving a vodka bottle up his ass on live stream to old men

“Did you see What he did on OnlyFans”
“Yeh I heard he was doing a Dirty Farley”

by 424344 April 13, 2020

fartle

When an unexpected fart startles you or wakes you from sleep.

1. "I fartled myself awake on the train."

2. "My baby keeps fartling himself awake. I can't get him to sleep through his gas."

by J Blo August 19, 2010

Farkled

The act of adding equipment to a motorcycle, sometimes unnecessarily. Especially popular amongst the BMW GS crowd.

Bill: "Wow, Bob has sure farkled the shit out of his GS!"

Dave: "Yeah, he has everything in the Touratech catalog on that fucker. I hate him."

by brad21 September 26, 2008

farble

To aimlessly putter. To screw around with something mindlessly and either create something useful or further screw something up.

"I farbled around with the UNIX command variables until I got the desired results. Lucky me. Time for another latte."

by Whitt March 9, 2007