faketarian

Someone who (incorrectly) calls themselves a vegetarian dispite consuming fish or poultry.

Girl 1: Shrimp fried rice? I thought you were vegetarian!
Girl 2: Sometimes I eat seafood.
Girl 1: Oh. You're just another faketarian... typical.

by dope-1 October 10, 2006

FaceTime

A) FaceTime is a video calling software developed by Apple for iPhone 4, the fourth generation iPod Touch, and computers running Mac OS X 10.6.4 and higher. (WiFi Only - No 3G)

B) Alternative for the word "fuck", "sex", "BJ" ETC.

A) Oh Hey! Did you try that new FaceTime video calling app from Apple?

B) Hey baby~! You wanna FaceTime in my bedroom~?

A Misunderstanding If Both Combined <Guy>Hey, I FaceTime with friend Frank last night...
<Friend> You what?!
<Guy> Yeah, yeah, I totally FaceTimed with him. He's so awesome and so funny.
<Friend> Okay, as your friend, if- I- I- accept for who you are. If you like men's PPs, then that's wonderful. I accept you~

by randomfacetimeuser January 22, 2011

Dirty FaceTime

to receive or watch a partner do dirty it sexual things while on FaceTime

Todd got a dirty FaceTime with Megan last night.

by FaZeReSeT April 25, 2015

Facetious

The act of being filipant in a serious situation

At miss heath's funeral mr Powell made a facetious joke about her death

by Matthew matterson June 7, 2016

fagette

Taken from the word "faggot."

A female homosexual/lesbian.

You're a fucking fagette.

by McCrackrock September 17, 2007

facetime

a talk, a moment, a meeting, a sleepover, a drink, a dinner, a time together no matter how short.

I finally got my facetime with Donnie Wahlberg and it was pure heaven

by NKOTB fan November 3, 2008

Faketriot

When a person pretends to love America, but they really hate half of America.
A Faketriot is full of petty, partisan animosity. He trashes fellow Americans, if they don't think exactly like he does.

I knew Donald Trump was a Faketriot when he joked with Putin about our sovereignty. (in June, 2019, in Japan.)

by eye tunes April 23, 2020