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FILF

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thats a FILF
by 2545 January 15, 2009
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FILF

"Father I'd Like (to) Fuck"
Fathers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a female individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. Just cuz their dads doesn't mean that they don't need a spark in their love life.
A FILF is any father that is sexually desirable.
by brunbirdy December 15, 2009
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FILF

Omg Jordan is such a FILF
by Steph January 15, 2005
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flilf

Laura is a flilf in the ass.
by George W. Bush May 15, 2005
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FailFishes

The best runescape hackers to have ever lived. Since coming onto the scene in 06' they have made kids cry, droped their banks, and even make people go kill themselves. Jagex has been rapidly presuing these master hackers for over 6 months. To this day they still have not been apprehended.
My teacher asked me today what do I want to be when I grow up? I said "FailFishes" She asked "Whats a FailFish?" I responded "someone who will take your life from you."
by Warking12221 December 27, 2010
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Flilf

First Lady I'd Like to Fuck
Presidential version of Milf
Have you seen Dennis Kucinich's wife? She's such a flilf
by urbandictionaryname January 1, 2008
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FMIF

"Dude, that is dumb"
"I am Sorry. FMIF"
by Dementour October 18, 2013
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