Flintstone

Uncommon slang term for the word nigger. Taken from the joke, "What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?...niggers."

1. What's up Flintstone?

2. I was driving on the freeway when this Flintstone in an Escalade cut me off.

by Michael Richards December 18, 2006

Fred Flintstone

To date two or more girls simultaneously. This refers to the 1/19/62 Flintstones episode #44 "The Entertainer" when Fred has to manage two dates at the same club when Wilma unexpectedly shows up. Of course, he had the help of Barney to distract them as he switches between girls (this will not always be your case). Even though he was ultimately unsuccessful, the expression remains.

Man, I forgot about Caroline and invited Audrey out too... I can't cancel now, I'll have to pull a Fred Flintstone.

by FredFlintstone January 13, 2009

Flintstone

In the sport of surfing world, to stand up on a wave prematurely, therby actually surfing on top of the wave and not in the wave. Usually lasting for a second or two followed by an embarrasing bow out the back.

I was so anxious to get up before Justin to snake him that I pulled a Flintstone on that wave.

by sbpope July 24, 2008

Flintstone

Tongue piercing with a barbell. Everybody's got one.

Suzy: I'm going to have to eat pudding for a few days. I'm getting a flintstone tonight.

Bob: Yeah, you and everybody else. Your tongue's going to swell up like a tennis ball.

by Lane August 3, 2004

Fred Flinstone Gift

This means a type of gift (usually from a husband to his wife) that was bought for his use, and her birthday, Christmas, etc. was a scapegoat for it.

A man may buy his wife a fishing rod for her birthday, and when she says she would never use it he jumps on the chance to use it for himself...this is a classic Fred Flinstone Gift.

by downtownchick September 7, 2010

Firestone

When you go to take a piss right after sexual intercourse and it burns like a motherfucker!

You: What the fuck are you screaming about man?

Me: HOLYASSFUCKINGMOSES I JUST LAID A BITCH OUT AND NOW MY PISS BURNS LIKE SHAT!

You: Ah...the ol' firestone ey?

by Penguin Pussy December 23, 2009

Flintstone

Flintstone - another word for erection, also for fornicating.

Kev - Aaah, that girls so hot, shes giving me a flinstone

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Dude - I'd flintstone that

by TheScrabbler June 4, 2009