fast nut

Trying to nut within minutes of your parents coming home to find you jerking off to hazbin hotel porn.

Bro I had to make a fast nut last night cause my dad got home from getting milk at the store.

by sponge tea December 16, 2019

Fast Food Fart

When you fart and it smells like the fast food you ate earlier.

Man, I had Wendy's chicken nuggets for lunch today and I had a fast food fart.

by kelly girl January 27, 2009

fast food

1). Food you eat when you are out on the road because you are too far away and/or not heading home.

2). Food you eat when its dads turn to cook.

3). Causes or can cause gout, kidney stones, severe depression, hypertension, heart pelpatations, myocardial infarctions (heart attack) heart failure, mood swings, headaches, high blood pressure, high cholestrol......but is the best thing in the world so you keep eating it.

Kids in the car with mom and dad, on their way to their family reunion in Virginia: We've been driving for hours!

Mom: If you stop complaining, we'll go to Burger King for fast food.

Kids: Yaaaaaaaayy!!!!!!

by hungrychance14 January 5, 2011

Fast-Lane Parktard

The oblivious, offensive motorist who ABSOLUTELY REFUSES to move from the left lane under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES...

Who teaches someone to enter the highway at a dangerous, ridiculously slow pace and IMMEDIATELY move to the left/passing lane and JUST FUCKING SIT THERE...FOREVER, AND EVER!
A Fast-Lane Parktard, that's who...dumb-ass!

by YAWA May 17, 2019

Fast Food Music

Music that has a complete lack of musical talent. Easy, and fast to make. "Fake Music"

I listened to that artist Jefree Star for the first time today, it was some Fast Food Music.

by Mr_Mowglii February 22, 2011

fast and the gay

The guys who drive 1993 Honda Accords with HUGE wings ans spoilers and mods to a shitty, rusty car, and act like they are in a street racing gang in a more urban town

hey look, its the fast and the gay

by Bob Thompson December 28, 2003

Fast And The Fuckheads

a group of kids (usually ricers) who drive up and down roads looking for a race, but have nothing to back it up with (besides decals and $9.99 Autozone mods.)

Inspired by the movie "The Fast And The Furious"

Who are The Fast And The Fuckheads trying to impress? Everyone knows he pulls 19s in his Civic, at best.

by ricky roma September 24, 2003