Farping

Fapping+Farting... when you fart while masturbating.

"OMG I wound up farping last night and totally ruined my own mood!"

by Lucie B. June 1, 2015

farpelsnaps

a word you can say when your high and drunk at the same time without swearing

aww farpelsnaps dude...Mark is hitting on my wife to be

by farpsnapkrack123 December 22, 2010

Farping

Faffing around in Car Parks, or Parking Lots. For some reason, a proportion of drivers are unable to make simple choices about where to park their car in a Car Park. One often witnesses said drivers spending minutes driving around a totally empty Car Park before eventually deciding on which space they want to park in, only to change their minds again. These persistent farpers are a plague on society, but even often superior drivers can occasionally find themselves farping, suddenly unable to choose between two identically beneficial car parking spaces.

The word can also be used to describe people who spend ages and ages perfectly straightening their car in a parking space to no perceivable gain other than it looks slightly neater.

"I hate shopping with you, you farp around so much trying to park!"

"How long has he been straightening that car? He's such a farper!"

"Stop farping about and just park the damn car!"

by Bauul Ben August 4, 2007

Farph

The release of a loud fart at the onset of sudden intense laughter.

Little Jimmy was so funny he made me Farph before he even started his stand-up routine!

by Brother Joe February 2, 2015

farpoot

When a person means to pass gass but accidentally passes a small stool at the same time in their underpants.

The boy farpooted when he really just meant to fart.

by TheJugleshes September 23, 2015

farphanoogin

A gas attack that keeps u on ur toes. So much gas u think u gotta fart but when go to force out the pressure it shoots from a fierce fart to a roaring Belch with the same nasty smell.

Sam," Hey dude u know how to farphanoogin?"

Ej"no!?"
"How?"
Sam; " force out a fart bubble so hard that it blows it in to a belch that has the same smell as ur farts.

by Semmyslove September 15, 2016

Farphanoogin

Deep gas bubble that makes u conflicted on lifting ur leg slightly or turning your head and hold a quick breath so ur spouse or guest doesn't get the bad leftover last meal consumed smell in their face. This confusion will not end quickly from suprise belches to the pressure dropping farts and don't say I'd rather suprise burp that fart because in this curious case both Odors from Both the mouth and toshie are smell ing exactly the Same... Ewwww

I swear this gas is a bad case of farphanoogin.

It's driving me crazy I can't stop it from either end and just cause it u though it felt fart don't mean try to spread ur cheeks. Mine backfired into a belch in my bosses face when I was trying to make it silent but deadly.

by Semmyslove September 15, 2016