eyeball wandering

a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.

man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.

by Luke=lucas May 8, 2008

hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

by v. summer February 7, 2023

The Skull with Eyeballs

Too terrifying, too frightening, too much.

Shit man, Putin is The Skull with Eyeballs... A straight deadite.

by king1dominate March 30, 2017

juju eyeballs

A word to use when referring to someone or yourself being high/intoxicated; Particularly with bloodshot glassy eyes.

"Bro, did you see Josh? He Had that juju eyeball look this morning coming into work."

"Can't talk, i'm on that juju eyeball vibe right now"

"Juju eyeballs: when you see that glassy bloodshot look in someone's eyes."

by Yamate Kun February 29, 2020

eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.

I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.

by Doctor Miller May 15, 2018

African Eyeballs

When one man places his ball sack over another man's eyes

Yeah my mate and I did African Eyeballs last night, it was amazing

by shadowhat June 16, 2018

Boner eyeball

The act of taking a boner to the eyeball

So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...

by NatMitchAl October 5, 2015