When someone looks you up and down in a judgemental way.
I ran into my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at the party and she gave me the hairy fuckin' eyeball.
by GLo Meatball November 4, 2003
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When you go down on a girl and you get a scratched cornea from her bush.
Ivan, "Why are you wearing an eyepatch?"
Anthony, "I was going down Justine and she gave me a hairy eyeball."
by JAI peace pie November 23, 2016
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A dirty or angry look. Can also be a flirty look. To give someone the hairy eyeball you close your eyes half way and look through your eyelashes.
Back in the sixties if you were aggravated with somebody, especially someone from New Jersey, you would give them the hairy eyeball.
by Blip11 November 12, 2014
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The hairy eyeball is the death stare.
Its the look somone gets when theyre hearing a bunch of bull, or they are glaring at their worst enemy, parent, great aunt-gladdie, teacher, employer, stalker, neighborhood arsonist-pedaphile-rapist, nosey neighbor, siblings, that 13 year old and her friends following you around the mall because your so attractive.
Larry caught a glimpse of Judy, his most recent ex, with a horrible look in her eyes; she was giving him the hairy-eyeball.
by Kalyx January 8, 2009
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When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.
"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."
by v. summer February 8, 2023
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