Expired milk

(noun) Slang that refers to the ejaculate of aging men.

"Have you met Maria and Tom's son? He's weird, that's what happens when you use expired milk."

by d3str0yer June 16, 2024

Expire

Dying with style

When are you going to die? “Im gonna expire in about 100 days”

by Duckdood November 30, 2021

Expired

Somebody whose body count exceeds 15.

"You hear Terry has like 20 bodies already? That guy's Expired as fuck!"

by MrDefinitionz May 30, 2025

Expired

Someone that uses Dead Jokes from Tiktok such as Ratio, Yb better, Fatherless,

bro why are you so expired💀

by dawgxavier September 2, 2022

N word pass expiration date

N word pass expires after 24 hours of when it was received

N word pass expiration date

by anonymous June 25, 2023

Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.

Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018