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expired meat tent

An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.

Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?
by Meaty M October 28, 2019
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Expire

When are you going to die? “Im gonna expire in about 100 days
by Duckdood November 30, 2021
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Expired

Someone that uses Dead Jokes from Tiktok such as Ratio, Yb better, Fatherless,
bro why are you so expired💀
by dawgxavier September 2, 2022
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Expired

"You hear Terry has like 20 bodies already? That guy's Expired as fuck!"
by MrDefinitionz May 30, 2025
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Expired Lottery Ticket

Defines a woman aged over 40 who is well past her shag prime, but still eager to get laid (ideally by a younger and more financially successful male). This woman probably shagged most of Def Leppard, Poison,Motley Crue and Metallica back in the 1980s and could be old enough to be your Mum.

Back in the day, a top quality knocker but now her tits have sagged and her vagina is more open than the Schengen Area of the EU. Hence the term 'Expired Lottery Ticket' - you shouldn't want to cash her gash.
Donna is such an expired lottery ticket - she craves any young guy with a dick and a job despite being close on to 50!
by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018
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