Honors English

Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

This Honors English is equivalent to Hell.

by The Smiley Impaler May 15, 2005

english humour

English humour is very dry and usually derogatory. We are a nation of piss takers which is very hard for foreigners to grasp which results, often, in offence being taken when it is not meant to offend

Alright Greg. Why are you wearing pyjamas for work you dick? Don't throw a hissy fit it's just English humour

by Dock7163 November 22, 2013

English Class

The place schools force you to go because they suck! The schooling system finds it *imperative* that we have to be able to analyze ancient epic poems and stupid stuff. Rated, on average, 0/69 🖕 😡

Me: "I have English class"
Everyone: "he has to waste his time"

by trippyrock December 14, 2020

English food

For an empire that fought so many wars over spices in India, and other foods in the americas and worldwide, you'd think that the food would actually have some flavour, or maybe even be edible. You would be wrong.

"why does the room smell so bad"
"someone ate english food in here"
"ah that explains it"

by thefitnessgramafwe23rware January 18, 2022

English Moon

When a girl gets railed by 5 men in one sitting. The men align in a star formation, aka the English Moon. One dick in the mouth, one in the right hand, one in the left hand, and now the men in the back align at precisely 45° angles and slide into this poor girls pussy and asshole. This is a quite complex maneuver, always make sure to trade up every so often so all guys get the full experience of the English Moon.

Hot damn, Avary is getting an English Moon by the offensive line!

by LDK Limited January 24, 2022

Infinite Improbability English

Infinite Improbability English is the language you end up with when you type on a Smartphone with spellcheck turned on. It is an especially distinct dialect when using a keyboard enhancement like SWIPE word entry. The term is a portmanteau between the Infinite Improbability Engine as featured in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and the English language. It represent the weighing of probabilities in meaning one does when receiving an apparantly outrageous or non-sequitur message from a Smart device.

These Infinite Improbability English messages along the intended word:

The color is called period red. (Persian)
Dick is coming in my vulva. (Volvo)
I left your shit in the bathroom. (Shirt)
I have a bad case of the manboobs. (Monday's)
Did you get the kinky fuck tickets? (Linkin Park)
Sorry Ma, I just came out of the closet. (Clinic)
I killed her in the woods outside her house then left. (Kissed)

by NutellaBear May 25, 2016

English, motherfucker!

Best line from Pulp Fiction.

English, motherfucker! Do- You- Speak- It?

by Ryan "Sephylight" Walker August 27, 2006