by Mitchell K. January 25, 2009
Get the Purge Emerge mug.The sort of jog that is motivated by the immediate regret one feels from having indulged in too much food.
by zeiphon May 8, 2010
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A female who is less than desireable in looks or personality
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
but will give it up without much effort on your part.
A woman that will make do during a dry spell.
Any old port in the storm.
A warm place to put it.
Emergency snatch, emergency pussy, emergency twat,
whatever you can find when your dick is harder than times
in '29.
by jsd9632 January 12, 2012
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ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing
Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing
Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013
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by hprocks July 5, 2014
Get the emergency lotion mug.1) Someone who fakes emergencies in the hope some idiot will come running to save them
2) someone who fakes emergencies and goes to hospital simply for a break from their responsibilities
2) someone who fakes emergencies and goes to hospital simply for a break from their responsibilities
Wimper sound....
I need to go to hospital i think it's an emergencycondriac and my kids be driving me nuts i need a break!
Im in hospital having emergencycondriac somebody look after my kids and bring me a cheeseburger!
I need to go to hospital i think it's an emergencycondriac and my kids be driving me nuts i need a break!
Im in hospital having emergencycondriac somebody look after my kids and bring me a cheeseburger!
by Asparagusjuicebox August 18, 2019
Get the emergencycondriac mug.A situation in which a snippet of conversation is heard that (often) sounds much more scary or perverted than it actually is.
Person A: ...and then he shit on the floor!
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
Person B: Context emergency!
Person A: I have a new puppy; he isn't quite housebroken yet.
by Scott and Nikki July 7, 2011
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