Definitions by zeiphon

teached

A misspelling of the word "taught".

Person A: I teached English.
Person B: Oh, god.

teached by zeiphon December 3, 2010

Emergency jog 

The sort of jog that is motivated by the immediate regret one feels from having indulged in too much food.

Shit, I've eaten way too damn much. Time for an emergency jog.

Emergency jog by zeiphon May 8, 2010