ecmascript

ECMAScript is the best fucking scripting language standardized by Ecma International that makes blind Java-fan boys cry.

ECMAScript is so good, I got my kids to try it out! My family has been so happy since we adopt this language! Thank you Ecma International.

by catgocat June 23, 2015

emancipated

(v): To be extremely intoxicated; Drunk off your ass
See also: trashed, wasted, inebriated

"Yo did you see James passed out naked in the shower last night after drinking the jungle juice?"

"Yeah man he was fucking emancipated."

by Louis Redding November 24, 2013

Emancipate

1. to free from restraint, influence, or like that.

2. to free (a slave) from bondage.

3. Roman and Civil Law. to terminate paternal control over.

Kristauff: Girl you need to emancipate yourself, okrr!
Savvy: I don't know what emancipate means?
Kristauff: It means to gain your freedom like the black people.
Savvy: Oh okay. I get it, I get it!

by SavvyDior August 16, 2012

emasshole

term describing a kid who is emo, yet manages to be an asshole anyway. double points if he can be an asshole while crying, getting dumped by gf, etc.

"Can u believe that kid in the tight sweater, wool scarf, and Saves the Day tee called me that?!"
"I know. What an emasshole."

by xxxholic June 7, 2005

emachines

A shitty computer that is owned by a retard that wears cheap ass clothes.

My emachine is great. I have a Pentium 4 and 256 MB of RAM.

by thatkidisfat May 5, 2005

emasculated

One who's life partner of the fairer sex earns a significantly greater level of income.

Gossiper 1: "JK Criffo is emasculated."
Gossiper 2: "*laughs* YEAH, he gets rogered by his wife with the 12 inch black latex strap-on!"

by poja August 2, 2004

Emancipate

To punch someone hard in the face when asked to.

Jimmy, emancipate him! (Jimmy then punches the individual needing emancipation)

by Resnet Lincoln October 7, 2010