Editorsbane

A common herb that grows in Internet-connected areas. When ground up and mixed with water, it posts a definition on Urban Dictionary about someone's best friend, ex-lover, or classmate. Exposure to Editorsbane is fatal to Urban Dictionary editors, and is responsible for 1,356,812 documented deaths.

X: Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, Don't Publish, (silence)...

Y: Where did Mike go?

Z: Oh noes, he must have been exposed to Editorsbane! I told him not to be a hero, but just kept on reviewing definitions.

Y: That makes 1,356,813...

by Hamfry July 28, 2011

Editing checklist

Death; living hell; worse than Jake Paul; gayyyyyyyy

My teacher gave me the editing checklist. I want to die. (he died)

by OneWayOrTheOther May 30, 2018

Editors Of Urban Dictionary

Stupid Libtards that are salty because Trump became president of United States.

Editors of Urban Dictionary are cancer. They probably won't accept this because they are salty cunts that live in their mom's basement.

by Blikk1 March 20, 2017

editors

a group of incompetent assholes who review the submissions of definitions here on urban dictionary. is it really necesary to have over 350 definitions for the word penis? the majority of the definitions on this site either repeat exactly what another definition says or they don't even add a single intelligent thought to the word being defined and is irrelevant. the fact that that i've written legitimate definitions to words that have not been defined yet further proves the editors' stupidity.

"i wrote a definition on urban dictionary to a word that hasn't been defined yet and the editors did not approve. i guess i'll just add a new definition for penis. 'the boy version of a vagina.' lol. this will never get approved but i'll send it anyway."
a couple days later.
"oh, well what do you know? my definition for penis got approved. the editors must have down syndrome or something. good for them, then."

by MrBashTheBashMan January 19, 2013

editable

Having the ability to change or conform.

Spreadsheet fields that can be changed are known as editable fields.

by Marcus Or Not September 5, 2006

Edith

Edith is a georgus and amazing person. Shes an amaizing friend and deserves everything. Shes very funny and can make you laugh.

I dont know what to put here💀 love you Edith 💕

by Kaylee.anne February 23, 2020

4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition

It starts off like a nice, if not more intense and warped game of Edward 40 Hands. You and a buddy duct tape 2 Lokos to your hands, and add two to your feet. But then shit gets real, you're coming up with crazy ideas cuz you both took eight hits of acid. You drive out to the desert, stand 200 paces apart, face each other, and stand there (no walking around weenies), until all eight 4lokos are finished. Whoever finishes first, or doesn't pass out wins the duel.

What you'll need-
8 x 4lokos
1 x shitty car to drive to desert environment
2 x sets of balls

Bro 1- Hey bro, I was thinking about jerking off with a noose, but why don't we just go to the desert and do this 4 Loko Challenge - Summer Standoff Edition?
Bro 2- Hey Alright! It's a beautiful day to die! Maybe we can jerk it if we make it back alive!

by Blackout Mystic May 24, 2013