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ebay

The easiest place to fraud people and steal their money. The police won't stop it, because Ebay pays them too much money in taxes. Proof that there is a price tag on everything, including breaking the law.
I stole $10,000 from customers on Ebay today. It was easy as setting up a fake paypal account and selling imaginary rolexes on ebay. Why get a job?
by Brian Leeon January 18, 2006
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Internet site for selling junk and ripping off people.
Dave bought some smelly used panties on ebay to give to his gran.
by BlueOyster May 25, 2003
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The place where the Sailor stars botoleg goes for mad amounts and is where I sold my fiancee Dash
I owe Ebay 500 dolla fo fees
by Pristine December 20, 2004
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The only place on the internet where a fucktard will pay 28 grand USD for a ten year old fucking grilled cheese sandwich with a picture of my mom on it. Also a place where my stolen iMac and iPod showed up, Got it back.

The joint also robs you of fees. Fucking listing fees, extra features fees, final value fees, and paypal fees.
d00d, I got charged fees on ebay for having two kidneys and a dick!

d00d, A stupid bitch stole my iMac and put it up on ebay and I found it and turned him it. Now I can buy a Power Macintosh G5 with the settlement!
by anapplemacphreak December 24, 2004
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A site where assholes can put in a bid in the last few minutes of the auction to try to screw over other people who want to fairly bid for the item.
last minute bidders at ebay are so annoying
by lunar shadows August 11, 2004
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eg. "ebay so schenska"
have sex with a women
by Rob March 6, 2005
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An online marketplace where you can sell everything but your soul.
Tom: I bought these really hot rims off ebay.
Peter: Oh that's nuts, I bet you woulda saved a heap of money.
by Mz-cRaZy-HuNNii July 21, 2006
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