I said this earlier

An excuse to retell a good story or joke for those who missed it the first time.

I said this earlier but she totally hooked up with her TA and got an A in the class.

by rsty615 December 8, 2010

TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience

A calm yet serious way to say-"FAAFO-fuck around and find out"

Joe told the stranger "You aren't strong enough to take on my friends and I".
Stranger replied " TTAAYEC-Test that assumption at your earliest convenience."

by EllisJ September 8, 2021

Earrings

Metal poles pierced into a persons ear as a form of facial decoration.

May: Hey John do you like my earrings?
John: WtH!!! Who did that to you

by Thislall February 14, 2018

get the seat earlier

getting the seat before someone else does

James get the seat earlier or someone else will get it.

by Fallon5 May 12, 2009

Cross earring

faggot kids naked ben wear cross earrings because they think they are cool and get girls

ben wears a cross earring for “god” but really it’s for girls

by greyballow February 18, 2021

earpies

A condition featuring a late blooming child with an inability to close his mouth. Side effects include uncontrollable eyebrow movement and a crazy eye.

"Close your mouth...theres red gatorade all over your teeth!"

"I CAN'T! IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY LOGIC!" (Shouted)

"You might want to go to the clinic and get tested for the earpies"

by 270 andy May 21, 2009

Stapled Earrings

The act of taking a staple gun and stapling the pussy shut, but then fucking it back open. Once open, reach inside, and search for the bloody staples. Then demand that she wear them as earrings and such.

Yuri: Woah, those earrings stink! And they look trashy.
Hamly: Yeah, my boyfriend gave me these stapled earrings last week.

by tornHorse February 28, 2011