He is athletic and very handsome and has very big dick is incredible in bed so if you get an Earon better hold him down lady's
by Swagger all day long March 15, 2017
Get the Earon mug.by T'or April 3, 2008
Get the earbangin' mug.A Eurobag has a continental "charm" all wrapped up in that manner that's similar to the American douche, but different in just a few sigificant ways.
In general, is very cheap but occasionally splurges on purchases such as: Oakley sunglasses, expensive cologne, and greasy hair products.
Uses incorrect English.
They often sport: faux hawks and various spikey hair styles.
Products of choice: MUSCLE MILK, creatine, veet, and bronzer.
Sidenote: Paris is the European capital of douchebags.
(Ancestors were Viking warriors.)
In general, is very cheap but occasionally splurges on purchases such as: Oakley sunglasses, expensive cologne, and greasy hair products.
Uses incorrect English.
They often sport: faux hawks and various spikey hair styles.
Products of choice: MUSCLE MILK, creatine, veet, and bronzer.
Sidenote: Paris is the European capital of douchebags.
(Ancestors were Viking warriors.)
Girl1: Did you see that conceited douchebag over there?
Girl2: Yeah...the one with the faux hawk in the sweater?
Girl1: YEP. That is a eurobag at its finest.
*Please google "hot chicks with douchebags" for more examples.*
Girl2: Yeah...the one with the faux hawk in the sweater?
Girl1: YEP. That is a eurobag at its finest.
*Please google "hot chicks with douchebags" for more examples.*
by Tropical Ass Pear January 23, 2010
Get the eurobag mug.A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.
by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019
Get the Slimy earbud mug.When a woman leans down to hug a young lad or a seated male, his head often turns to the side in expectation of the embrace. The resultant contact is usually ear-to-boob, hence, earboob.
1) "I hate it when grandma hugs me at the dinner table because of the unadvoidable, old-lady earboob.
2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
2) "I love when my Dad's hot, 20 year-old trophy, wife hugs me, but I have to settle on earboob because it would be awkward if I didn't turn my head."
by Tenacious Faulker January 16, 2009
Get the earboob mug.A person marked by characteristics of extreme naivité and ignorance, coupled with an unflattering tendency towards brashness and bravado (esp. in those areas which he/she is naive and ignorant).
I can't believe what an earo he is. Did you hear him say, "i don't know who the hell Lao Tzu is but he sounds like an idiot," just now?
by squarloey January 13, 2009
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