Eardrum Rapist

noun: a person who gets their kicks from deliberately forcing a horrible song into your head.

You have got to STOP singing that god-damn Bryan Adams song from the 'Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves' soundtrack! You are an Eardrum Rapist.

by 77jim April 26, 2011

Earned his stripes

When the dicking is so good she scratches your back and gives you " tiger stripes".

Hernaldo gave Tori such a good dickin his back showed that he had earned his stripes

by Hernaldo September 9, 2016

earsdrop

(v) To listen secretly to the private conversation of others.

Vinny earsdropped on Jen while she was talking to a man of African origin.

by Webster June 19, 2006

EaryDayImTrollin

'EaryDayImTrollin is a professional internet troller who appears on multiple websites and is paid to communicate on websites with noobs in order to broden their knoweldge on basic info smart people already know. He doesn't take shit from shit and isnt afraid to scrap for crap. His favorite quotes and catch lines are "COME AT ME BRO" and "IF IT AINT CRACKIN, IT DIDN HAPPEN!." They are known to reside in Oklahoma, US but no one knows the real origins of them because they're a BAMF and are like a secret agent. The only website they don't troll is Wikipedia (That includes every porn site online) and so urban dictionary loves them and keeps this page running at top notch apple ipod platinum degree.'

GUY 1: Dude, I totally ran into EaryDayImTrollin online today!

GUY 2: Really? No way!

GUY 1: Yea, he totally looked at me and said "COME AT ME BRO!"

by earydayimtrollin October 7, 2011

Earned my Hamm's

Earning what you have, or implying that you have earned something through what you have endured. Hamm's is a blue collar beer so the saying alludes to coming home to a cold brew after a hard day's work.

"Being a self made man, I've earned my Hamm's." or "I really earned my Hamm's working the help desk at the pro hate speech rally."

by the_steev July 27, 2015

eardigger

One who digs so deep down in their ear that they pull out a huge brown crusty ear booger. They then stare at it as they bring it closer and closer to their face, smell it, then put it in their mouth and eat it.

I about vomited when that eardigger Sam ate his ear booger that he retrieved from his fat crusty ear.

by Mahxuebsuc February 5, 2017

eardoctor

fuck you you spelled ear doctor wrong

your a fucking idiot... eardoctor

by foilhat January 2, 2018