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Hairy Eyeball

When someone looks you up and down in a judgemental way.
I ran into my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend at the party and she gave me the hairy fuckin' eyeball.
by GLo Meatball November 4, 2003
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Cast an eyeball

To cast an eyeball means to look at.
Daisy was really hopping that Tom would cast an eyeball her way.
by OneBadAsp October 23, 2006
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Hairy-Eyeball

The hairy eyeball is the death stare.
Its the look somone gets when theyre hearing a bunch of bull, or they are glaring at their worst enemy, parent, great aunt-gladdie, teacher, employer, stalker, neighborhood arsonist-pedaphile-rapist, nosey neighbor, siblings, that 13 year old and her friends following you around the mall because your so attractive.
Larry caught a glimpse of Judy, his most recent ex, with a horrible look in her eyes; she was giving him the hairy-eyeball.
by Kalyx January 7, 2009
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Cold Eyeball

When you or your lady friend fall asleep inappropriately during a sexual act. May be due to exhaustion or alcohol induced. The name comes from the temperature drop in your eyeballs during sleep.
GUY: does that feel good?

GIRL: ....

Ladies and Gentlemen, the Cold Eyeball
by wilsonschmack April 28, 2009
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Rusty Eyeball

When a man cums in the reciever's eye, after engaging in anal sex, but leaves little chunks of poop in the reciever's eyeball, making it look like there's rust in their eye.
Guy 1: "So, Kim and I were fucking last night, and she wanted anal. So I gave it to her and I busted a nut right in her eye, and there was a little piece of shit in her eye after that"

Guy 1's friend: "OMG DUDE LOL RUSTY EYEBALL!!"
by K. Blaize February 7, 2009
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gamer's eyeball

A common affliction among gamers where playing video games for several hours straight results in aching eyes that feel as if they are going to explode or pop out. This feeling can last for hours or maybe even the whole day.
1.
Gamer: My gamer's eyeball is killing me, who's that on the map, n00braep?
Other Gamer: Maybe we should take a break it's three in the morning.
Gamer: Sure, but after this next checkpoint.

2.
Gamer: Man I've got a bad case of gamer's eyeball; I can't see anything, and it hurts when I roll my eyes.
Mom: Maybe that's God telling you to do your homework.
Gamer: Get back in the kitchen.
by modsirius July 6, 2009
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three brained eyeball

Friend: if you have a baby with them the kid will have a three brained eyeball
by Bertn'Ernie April 20, 2021
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