Dyson finger

A callus that develops on the index finger from repeated use of a Dyson vacuum

I vacuum so much that I have Dyson finger.

by Vacuumingistherapeutic September 11, 2025

The Dyson

When you suck on a girl's clit while go in and out of her pussy with two fingers like moving a dyson vacuum back and forth.

I asked her, "Are you ready fir The Dyson?" " Whats that? ", she asked.
"I slowly spread KC's thighs apart and rested my lips on top of her clit gingerly giving it a kiss. As I rubbed her pussy with my two fingers I then started to suck on her clit while I went in and out of her pussy with my wet fingers she lubricated with her pussy juice."

by UniquePleasure May 2, 2024

Dyson

A straight hooper that Gets Buckets

People need to be more like Dyson

by A buck May 16, 2019

Dyson

That one tip rat that never has their own bag and seems to pop up just as the plate is going around

“Ol Dyson bagless technology strikes again!”
“Your mate Dyson, the bagless vacuum”

by Rodger Ramjet December 26, 2021

The Dyson

The person of the friend group that gets offended at most jokes that isnt made by them but its okay for them to make it

Ricky is The Dyson of the group gets offended unless he makes the jokes

by PhilTheeJu April 3, 2023

Dyson Dicking

To put your penis inside a vacuum cleaner.

In an attempt to make his penis longer, Rob tried dyson dicking which in result caused several injuries and a $2000 hospital visit.

by Capnmudkip October 9, 2022

Emily Dyson

The most beautiful person I’ve ever met <3 + they are vv swaggy

Hey can I date that girl, Emily dyson? No she’s fucking mine -Mia

by shakalsjrhfn July 1, 2021