Doylestown

People think it's a small town with a bunch of rich kids and big houses...but there is so much more. In Doylestown, Middle School parties get busted by the cops. In Doylestown, drunk is the common language. You'll find a drug dealer on every corner of the town, and it's not unusal to find kids driving around and smoking in their brand new Escalade that they got for their 16th birthday from "mommy and daddy." We hang out in houses bigger than castles and steal our parents alcohol. We also have an extensive list of MIWF's("hott moms"). We bake out our garages when our parents are vacationing in Aruba (staying in a 5 star resort of course). Our private school-ers are way more corrupt than the public school-ers and we live for sports. We live for play-offs and paint our faces for middle-school basketball games. So next time you hear "doylestown is so boring," just look past the historical monuments and focus on the pregnant 16 year old driving a red BMW convertable. PEACE

"Wanna come bake out my new mini-cooper?"
"i wanna bake out your new mini-cooper WITH YOUR MOM!"

by TOWNIES March 1, 2005

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doylem

An idiot. Derived from Mr Doyle who was a twat.

You sir, are a doylam.

by bruntcliffe-bird April 3, 2004

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Doylestown

doylestown, falsely advertised as the ideal place where your kids can grow up, yeah, if they want to learn the art of strip poker, beer pong, and who can pack the bowl the fastest. fake i.d.'s?? doylestownies prefer snooping around in our parents licker cabinet while they're sleeping upstairs. walking up and down the same street only to stop at Nat's, planet smoothie, or starbucks for a few hours is a hell of a good time and in doylestown, you're not cool until you roll down that window and call the random kid standing on the corner a fag. yes it's doylestown, yes they're rich and most likely drunk, and yes they are extremely bored (so call up that random kid in your 2nd period class and hook up behind a shady building while your friends stumble around looking for another beer.)

"wanna get drunk and make out?"
"...sure"

by ashley March 3, 2005

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A state of mind that favors living life to it's fullest. Often perceived from the outside as loss of control or recklessness

The group laughed as they were yet to realise how dwyered they all actually were

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Doyle

Person needed when in trouble

Bulcholerthin:"Fuck you Johnny imma get my boys on you you crippled fuck"
Johnny:"Doyle'
Doyle:"fuck off johnny"

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Andy Dwyer

Andy Dwyer is a fictional character from the popular television series know as "Parks and Recreation". He is extremely stupid and has know idea what he's doing. He has a band called "Mouse Rat", which contains of songs like "5000 Candles in the Wind", "Sex Hair", and "Catch Your Dream". Andy is married to April Ludgate, a sarcastic, 24 year old girl who doesn't like people. Or anything at all in general. If you haven't watched Parks and Recreation, then what the **** are you doing here? Go watch it! All 7 seasons are on Netflix.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is really weird... I kinda want to be friends with him...
Person 2: Heh... he must be an Andy Dwyer.

by ThatGuyOverThereLmaoJkItzIzzy November 14, 2016

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